cpnjky's random thoughts

ademigodgirl:

wearetylerspeople:

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

women know what time of month they get their period if it’s at all regular and wedding dates are planned months if not years ahead of time so a woman should know if they will have their period that day or not

Sometimes Mother Nature fucks with you, though.

And then there’s all of us whose periods are like ten miles from normal. You think you know what’s happening then ,WHAM, out of the blue, your body decides to fuck you over. Repeatedly.

(Source: pacific-ryn, via sarahdonatello)

Sep 2

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which frickin part he was reading lemme tell u

(via heyteenbookshey)

Sep 2
memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them
Sep 2

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

(via dopple-gengar)

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny
Sep 2

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

(via slightlyphilosophicalbread)

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…
Sep 2

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

Sep 2

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall, via dopple-gengar)

Sep 1

For none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

(Source: thorinds, via shirehobbit)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via thatgirlinredandgold)

Sep 1

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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(via moriarty)

Sep 1
Sep 1

When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

(Source: jamesfords, via wintterfel)